If a Bus Full of Mixed-Sex Attractive People Crashed into a Bus

Multiple Choice

If a bus full of mixed-sex attractive people crashed into a bus full of mixed-sex unattractive people, would the group of attractive people be more likely to receive top-notch help?

A) Yes-regardless of the circumstances
B) Only if the helpers are mostly male
C) Only if the crash is major (a real emergency)
D) Only if the crash is minor (a nonemergency)