It Is Impossible to Please Everyone All of the Time

Multiple Choice

It is impossible to please everyone all of the time. It is possible, but not likely, to please most people most of the time. And it is always possible to please some people some of the time.
The preceding passage most supports which of the following conclusions?

A) Anyone who claims they please everyone most of the time is lying.
B) Anyone who claims it is impossible to please a certain person is lying.
C) Anyone who claims that pleasing one person is as simple as pleasing another is lying.
D) Anyone who claims that they are pleasing some people all of the time is telling the truth.
E) Anyone who claims that it is impossible to please most people at least the majority of the time is lying.