Putting a Comma Every Place a Person Might Take a Breath

Multiple Choice

Putting a comma every place a person might take a breath is

A) A good idea because we take breaths at natural pauses.
B) A good idea because that's the reason the comma was created.
C) A bad idea because some commas are optional, and breaths might overlook that.
D) A bad idea because how often a person takes a breath is dependent on lung capacity, how fast and loud that person is speaking, and the emphasis desired.
E) None of the above.