You Respond to a "Work from Home" Online Ad

Multiple Choice

You respond to a "work from home" online ad. Under your work arrangement, your employer remotely operates your computer and pays you for the computer time. You think it's a great gig until the FBI comes to your door and asks to see your computer's hard drive. Your best defense is:

A) Explain that you are merely working a part-time job and have no criminal intent, but you will cooperate fully with the investigation as long as you have your attorney to advise you.
B) Tell the FBI to go away and come back when they have a warrant.
C) Lie and say you don't have a computer.
D) Tell the FBI that you really are a Nigerian prince with millions of dollars to move to the U.S. so you aren't lying to all those people.
E) all of the above