"What's Your Idea of a Perfect Vacation?" Asked Joey

Multiple Choice

"What's your idea of a perfect vacation?" asked Joey. Relativistic thinking was evident in Brian's answer when he said,

A) "It's hard to say. Never gave it much thought. I can tell you my idea of the worst vacation."
B) "It depends on who I'm with. With the guys, the perfect vacation would involve a casino, but with my girlfriend, the perfect vacation would involve a quiet beach."
C) "Any vacation is a perfect vacation, as long as I'm away from work."
D) "I used to think it was anyplace that's warm enough for swimming in the winter. But then I learned to ski, so now I like cold places better."