Glenn Found a Stray Cat and "Adopted" It

Multiple Choice

Glenn found a stray cat and "adopted" it. If Glenn is typical of the majority of Americans, how will he come to view himself in relationship to the cat?

A) Glenn will see himself as a father figure and may refer to himself as "Daddy" when talking to the cat.
B) Glenn will keep the cat fed, but will otherwise generally ignore the animal.
C) Glenn will find himself increasingly resentful of the cat because of the extra expense and time that is required to care for a pet.
D) According to statistics, Glenn will probably neglect the animal because it did not cost him anything.