Joe Goes to a Bar

Multiple Choice

Joe goes to a bar. He gets into an argument with Danny about the merits of Monday Night Football. They start to fight and Joe ends up kissing the barroom floor. Joe can sue Danny:

A) for assault and battery and probably win
B) for battery only and probably win
C) but Danny will probably successfully argue self-defense
D) but Danny will probably successfully claim the defense of excused harm
E) for damage to reputation because everyone laughed at him