There Is an Old Joke That Goes,"What Do You Call

Multiple Choice

There is an old joke that goes,"What do you call a couple who practices coitus interruptus? Parents!" Is there any truth to this joke?

A) Yes, because coitus interrupts is only practiced by couples who already have children.
B) No, because coitus interruptus is the most effective means of birth control.
C) Yes, because coitus interruptus is one of the least effective means of birth control.
D) No, because coitus interruptus is not only a highly effective means of birth control, it also protects against STDs.
E) Yes, because a coitus interruptus is only effective if carefully inserted before intercourse.