On Your Lunch Break, You Decide to Try a New

Multiple Choice

On your lunch break, you decide to try a new restaurant that you've been hearing about. Once you are seated, a family with a young infant who looks to be about one-year old sits next to you. As you smile at the child, thinking how adorable she is, she breaks into tears, screams, and reaches for her father. You should

A) take offense that the parents have not taught the child manners yet.
B) smile and order your lunch, because stranger anxiety is very normal at this age.
C) worry that you look very scary to children and go get a haircut and a fashion consult.
D) change tables, because children who act like this are usually suffering from a stomach virus, and the kid could start vomiting on you any minute.